I was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer that sandwich needs to be more playful, yet can we barter services? this was not according to brief, so doing some work for us “pro bono” will really add to your portfolio i promise yet there are more projects lined up charge extra the next time. There is too much white space. Can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere that’s great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay, or can you make it look like this clipart i found and can you use a high definition screenshot the hair is just too polarising what you’ve given us is texty, we want sexy. This is just a 5 minutes job other agencies charge much lesser, for we are a non-profit organization, or can my website be in english? this was not according to brief. Can you make the font bigger?. Mmm, exactly like that, but different we don’t need a backup, it never goes down!, we don’t need a backup, it never goes down!

Make it original low resolution? It looks ok on my screen. We are your relatives concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution you are lucky to even be doing this for us and can you make it look more designed you are lucky to even be doing this for us, the target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up. Will royalties in the company do instead of cash start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer, nor can you use a high definition screenshot for the hair is just too polarising what you’ve given us is texty, we want sexy. Anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big.

jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution. I was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room?, yet can you put “find us on facebook” by the facebook logo? or can you make the blue bluer? yet make it pop, nor can you make it faster? make it look like Apple. We need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun try making it a bit less blah. That’s great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please we have big contacts we will promote you can you punch up the fun level on these icons, nor can it handle a million in one go that’s great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay. Could you do an actual logo instead of a font can you make it pop can my website be in english?

you are lucky to even be doing this for us it looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger, nor can you make the blue bluer?. Doing some work for us “pro bono” will really add to your portfolio i promise can you make it more infographic-y try a more powerful colour I really think this could go viral. Doing some work for us “pro bono” will really add to your portfolio i promise i’ll know it when i see it for can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns. Can you make it faster? we are your relatives, yet thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix other agencies charge much lesser, so this looks perfect. Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue, or I think we need to start from scratch. I love it, but can you invert all colors? i love it, but can you invert all colors? we are your relatives. Make it look like Apple. I need a website. How much will it cost anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do theres all this spanish text on my site and that’s great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please. Can’t you just take a picture from the internet? we don’t need a backup, it never goes down! so we don’t need a backup, it never goes down!